Snuggies

How did the become so popular? It's a blanket with sleeves. How did no one think of this before?

Geeks

Treat your local geeks with respect! They go through enough crap. Showwww sommme resssspect!

Questions

When you ask something, you don't ask a statement. You ask a question. Some of life's biggest questions: "does God exist?", "why are we here?" These questions can be answered with one thing: a response. Am I going to respond to those questions? Hell no, that stuff's beyond my being.

Laughing

It's the best. I think that if you laugh, you're happiness will increase. Am I right? I dunno.

Bats

How scary are they!? So scary. They are essentially a big pair of fangs with wings. Watch your face, bro.

Troy

Michigan? I don't care for that place (I've never been there). The only Troy (place) I care about is the Troy in ancient times. Never before has there been such an amazing place. Hats off to you, Troy!

Mono

You know you graduated high school when you can recall time with "that's the year I had mono".