Thursday, December 31, 2009
Energy
I saw a 5 Hour Energy commercial last night. There was an office full of tired white people. The only tired black person was a janitor. I know, right?
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Pot
The saying "Pot calling the kettle black" doesn't really apply in my household. See, all our pots and pans, including the kettle, are all grey. Maybe if the saying was "...calling the kettle grey," it could be used, but that doesn't sound right. Plus, if someone says it too fast, it could sound like "...thekettlegay," and I don't want any of that derogatory nonsense in my house.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Gum
When scientists were inventing gum in the 90's, do you think they foresaw the social impact of the product today? Everywhere you look, people are either chewing gum, or asking for gum. I realize that without gum, people would be chewing on taffy instead. Did you know that gum is pink because it acts as a mouth camouflage? The best part about gum is that it collects all those popcorn shells on your teeth. Gum is the chief export of Warren, MI. Every new born comes out thinking about gum, more specifically Juicy Fruit.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Christmas Morning
Is there anything better than waking up at the crack of 11, eating a breakfast your sister made, and not being overcome with undying want to tear open your presents? This is the first year where I'd be OK without getting anything, and that makes me happy.
FROM ME TO YOU, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I wish you, your friends, and your family the very best this year.
FROM ME TO YOU, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I wish you, your friends, and your family the very best this year.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Wrapping Paper
It's indisputable that wrapping paper is classy, but how classy is using newspaper as wrapping paper? I think it's creative, but some might think it's a last minute thing. Sorry, Mom, I was too busy buying your present to wrap it in nice paper, THERE I SAID IT.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Books
How many books are there in the entire world? If I were to take every book in the entire world, and balance it on your head, you would probably be smashed. Did you know that books usually are printed in English? If I had a dime for every time I thought about books, I would be rich! Books don't make good shelter, but they do make good kindling. What would Jesus do... with books?
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Senior Pictures
I think that my Senior Pictures would have been a lot cooler if instead of me being in a suit at the age of 18, it would be pictures of toddler me in a suit. Give those to people, see what they say!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Avatar
It's so hyped. I think I might have to see it. Green screen = good stuff. James Cameron directed a lot of great movies, and sci-fi is cool, so I will.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Time Travel
Has anyone ever tried writing "Time Travel" and accidentally wrote "Tim Travel". Imagine how embarrassed you would feel in front of all the other scientists.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Finals
Today, my final exams went EXTREMELY well, and I'm pleased to say I did well on them. Good luck to everybody in these next few days!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Smoking
There are way too many, "If X people join this group, than my Y will stop smoking." WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP SMOKING?
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
It's amazing! I didn't know how to talk to people before Twitter came around. If you don't have a Twitter, you're in the dark ages of technology with Neopets and AIM and MySpace.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
New Season of AQCWJ
I'm pretty happy, because I love making the show, and I love writing these brief updates every day. Time to get back into the habit!
SEASON PREMIERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNP_6UiN0ow
SEASON PREMIERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNP_6UiN0ow
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