The Good The Bad And The Ugly

Is that about The View?

One Week

I have to wait 7 days to get two albums that I've been dying to hear. These two albums are Desperate Living by HORSE the band, and In The Unlikely Event by The Fall of Troy. Next Tuesday, I will die.

Mafia

Do organized crime organizations have dental plans?

Writing

It's a lot harder to write for your class with YouTube, Facebook, Gmail, Google, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves, and Dogpile.

Tip

Here's something you might not know!: DVD players not only play DVD's, but it also can play a CD.

Blogger

It originally started as a video game project. The whole game was based around a Black Frogger. After some threatening letters from the NAACP, Blogger kept the name, but said, "hey, let's just copy of LiveJournal." And it worked!

Glenn Beck

He's alright, I only really liked Odelay.

Waffles

I love waffles, but I don't like how sticky syrup is. My waffles sometimes overfill, and it goes over the edge, onto the table. At this point, I have sticky fingers. I look like a fool, licking the tips of my fingers.

Andrew WK

He is the only person who knows how to party.

Andrew Willingly Knows how to party.

Mixed Blessing

I found out that class was canceled today... only after I went through the trouble of printing all the assignments.


Monday's.

Hot Dogs

Hot dogs are not good breakfast food, although you can have them for breakfast, I wouldn't advice it. I'm eating them right now, at 11:32 AM, and I'm thinking that I should have made some eggs.

Spaghetti

Spaghetti is interesting. It's hair food.

Nightmares

I had one them last night. It wasn't so much scary as it were worrisome. There were three main details that stuck out to me. The first was that while I was driving in my car, it just continued to fill up with mud until it stopped moving. This was happening in while it was raining. The second major detail was that when I was trying to surprise my friends, they weren't surprised at all, thinking I was too predictable. The final detail was that my face was covered in acne, from neck to scalp. That was freighting.

Music

I love playing it so much. I miss being able to play drums. I miss my keyboard. I wish I was at home with my laptop and microphone. I want to compose another album, I'd be happy composing just one song.

I miss music.

Naps 2

There is a magical place I like to go, it's called Napland. I get to take a nap, I'm refreshed, I feel good. Sadly, I mess up my sleep schedule.

Naps

rule.

Genres

Does anybody look at the actual name of certain genres? Here's some food for thought, think about the actual word for each genre.


Rock.
Country.
Blue-grass.

Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan is cool. He made a lot of music. He has cool hair. He has sunglasses. He talks funny. He can play guitar, piano, and keyboard. He is nice.

Bob Dylan writes songs. He makes good songs. He is an icon. He is a dad. He was Jewish. He had a lot of cool friends. He is cool!

Running

If you live in a dormitory, please don't run in the hallway.

Sneezing

The universal sign of weakness is sneezing. Seconded only by youth, sneezing is the most vulnerable a person can be. I never sneeze. Why would I? That’s basically the same thing as saying, “HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER HERE, I’M WIDE OPEN.”

Here’s a tip, next time you see someone sneeze, look them right in the eye. If they’re scared, you win. If they’re confused, you win. If they’re mad, it’s a draw.

Did you know "sneezing" comes from the Latin word "snazn"?

World Wrestling

I don’t know who thinks that wrestling the world is a good idea.

Lifetime Network

There is a channel that everyone should watch, the Lifetime Network. Lifetime is a station with several woman oriented programs, such as Army Wives… and… Drop Dead Diva… and…

Lifetime also premieres original movies, exclusively for women.

Kings

Once upon a time, there were a number of powerful people. These people were called, now follow me on this one, “kings”. Are you still following me? No? Alright, never mind.

American Food

Some people (nobody) come up to me and ask, “hey, what do you consider to be American food”.
“Ha,” I reply, “American food has three qualities:
Fat
Starch
Bread

Here’s some American foods for you:
Hot dogs
Hamburgers

Sorry for blowing your mind.

Green Day

I wish MTVU would stop playing 21 Guns. It's on heavy rotation.

Where The Wild Things Are

A long time ago, someone had asked me where the wild things actually are. I had said to them that the wild things are inside all of us. Inside of our hearts, inside our souls, inside our imagination.

Coffee

Did you know coffee was originally made of 100% cocaine?

Shirts

I was at a house show last night, more of a religious house show. When I was sitting amongst the others, I had spotted a t-shirt, not just any old t-shirt. This t-shirt had two of my favorite things: Jesus, and recycling. The shirt, as I like to call it, is the Jesus Recycle shirt. Why do I call it that? The shirt has a recycle symbol with the words Jesus Recycle underneath. Maybe it said Jesus Recycles, regardless of visibility, still my favorite t-shirt.

Fantastic Four

They aren't even that fantastic. Instead, they should be renamed the Mediocre Four. Mister Fantastic is a laffy taffy dude.

Headaches

Wtf, guys? Why do you even exist? It's like, the whole point of you is to piss people off. C'mon, quit being a dick, headache. Grow up.