Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Millionaires
I'm so glad that their 15 minutes of fame are long gone. Although catchy, I never saw any lasting appeal beyond their slutty/alcoholic persona's. RIP Millionaires.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Coffee 3
It's the only drink that's made out of beans... other than the obvious bean juice. Coffee should not come with ice, that takes away some of the heat chemicals, making you fall asleep faster. Sometimes, coffee doesn't know when to stop. I'm just like, "C'MON, COFFEE!" and it's like "whaaaat?" Needless to say, I'm disappointed in you.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Moshing
Woah, buddy. Watch where your swinging your legs. Here's a friendly note: don't crowd mosh. I'd like to reinstate that: don't crowd mosh. If you crowd mosh, you're an idiot. One time, I got my shit kicked in by the dude from Waking the Cadaver. Weird, right? It sucked.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Birds
When will they stop birdin' around? There's a few things I think about in life: paper, electricity, and birds. Birds are on the list because of their stupid ability to poop on things. C'mon guys, I just washed my house. I don't want to hose off my window again. UGH. Sometimes, I wish birds would go back to where they came from... GERMANY. That's right, all birds are descendants from Hitler! Don't believe me? Read Wikipedia sometime (jerk).
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Controversy
If there's one thing that Eminem LOVES, it's controversy. He is so controversial. Did you see his one music video where he made fun of all of those celebrities? Holy shit! I was so offended, it was totally controversial. Eminem, I salute you.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Electronics
There is nothing cooler than an iPod, but let me tell you about the hidden gems of technology. Take for example the Nokia Smart Phone. You can put all of your contacts in at the click of a button! Also, you can download Tetris (MSRP $4.93).
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Birthday
Mine was yesterday. No blog post yesterday. Today? I'm going to write about it.
Pretty good birthday. Great day.
Pretty good birthday. Great day.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Dry Erase
Amazing technology. Before, we had to wet it down to erase it, but WOW, all I need it a rag. Dry erase technology won the GE Invention of the Year award when it was released in 2003. It came from the makers of damp erase. I love you, dry erase.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Button Fly
Arguably the worst piece of shit excuse for a zipper. Want to go pee really fast? Sorry bud, you're out of luck. What if one of the buttons break? Tough shit. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Red Balloons
Do you really need to let go of that many in Germany? Why can't you just let go about 40 or 50? I hope those red balloons don't get caught in a tree, that would be a mess to clean up! Believe you, me. I tried picking out a few popped balloons out of a tree, and it really sucked, but whatever, I got good money out of it, my boss understood how hard it was going to be.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Subway
Eat fresh? Fat chance! I heard a rumor that Subway keeps all of their ingredients in a fridge. Really Subway? Ear fresh? When was the last time you grabbed something fresh out of a refrigerator?
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Terrorism
There is so much controversy about a terrorist! This post isn't about him, but it's about what he does. Terrorism. The idea is outrageous. Induce fear upon your enemies. Such a concept! What if we introduced terrorism (to lesser degrees, of course). Post a comment telling me how you would do minor acts of terrorism in every day life.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Raisins
When the makers of chicken nuggets wanted to make a new successful food, they looked at prunes and thought they could apply the same principle to those as they did with chicken strips. Follow me on this one. Chicken nuggets are bite sized chicken strips. Something needs to be a bite sized prune. A raisin! Genius.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Year Books
Arguably the greatest mementos. It's always fun to look back on yourself, seeing how big of a tool I was. I thought spiked hair was cool! I'm sorry! UGH!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Tom Arnold
The least appreciated man in history. He's had the world against him his whole life. Tom Arnold was born in Iowa (what's in Iowa?), starred in a string of failed 90's comedies (and Carpool), AND he married Roseanne Barr. GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Dreams
I think that some of my best ideas come from dreams. When I woke up this morning, I immediately wrote down an outline. It's about discovering something horrifying (vague, I know, but I want to flesh it out before I continue). Maybe I'll transcribe it to the internet.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
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