Usually when I'm walking my dog down the street, I see a fine lady. Of course, I'm going to start hitting on her. We start talking about my dog, which of course leads to her wanting to pet it. Am I going to say no? I should!
She reaches down and starts scratching behind the ears. Normal, whatever. Then she starts talking to it. Why are you having a conversation with my pet? Most hot old people I talk to think that they're the Dog Whisperer.
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Thought of the day:
I liked Funny People.
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Saturday, August 8, 2009
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