Jackass

Man's greatest achievement is a franchise... Jackass. Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, and Chris Pontius have all created the rawest enjoyment in human history: pain. Jackass is God's gift to humanity, telling us that we can laugh at a nut-shot every half hour at 11PM.

Shit

"I didn't make a blog post today," said Johnny with vigor.

Phone

I'm getting it in the mail on Friday. If I don't get it Friday, I'm going to bum SO HARD. Arguably the hardest I have ever bummed before. Well, shit, at least I'm able to get a phone.

IT SUCKS TO LOSE A PHONE.

Mail

This is great news: I expected getting my phone today, it's probably coming tomorrow or Friday. Or maybe even Saturday. I've been without a phone since Monday, January 25th. Awesome

Academy Awards

The nominations are in, along with my picks for each of the most distinctive awards! Also, might I add, that I predicted the most winners correctly in my Sophomore year film class.

Best Picture

* Avatar
* The Blind Side
* District 9
* An Education
* The Hurt Locker
* Inglourious Basterds
* Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
* A Serious Man
* Up
* Up in the Air

Actor in a Leading Role

* Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart
* George Clooney in Up in the Air
* Colin Firth in A Single Man
* Morgan Freeman in Invictus
* Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker

Actor in a Supporting Role

* Matt Damon in Invictus
* Woody Harrelson in The Messenger
* Christopher Plummer in The Last Station
* Stanley Tucci in The Lovely Bones
* Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds

Actress in a Leading Role

* Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
* Helen Mirren in The Last Station
* Carey Mulligan in An Education
* Gabourey Sidibe in Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
* Meryl Streep in Julie & Julia

Actress in a Supporting Role

* Penélope Cruz in Nine
* Vera Farmiga in Up in the Air
* Maggie Gyllenhaal in Crazy Heart
* Anna Kendrick in Up in the Air
* Mo’Nique in Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Animated Feature Film

* Coraline
* Fantastic Mr. Fox
* The Princess and the Frog
* The Secret of Kells
* Up

Directing

* Avatar James Cameron
* The Hurt Locker Kathryn Bigelow
* Inglourious Basterds Quentin Tarantino
* Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire Lee Daniels
* Up in the Air Jason Reitman

Documentary (Feature)

* Burma VJ Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller
* The Cove Nominees to be determined
* Food, Inc. Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein
* The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith
* Which Way Home Rebecca Cammisa

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

* District 9 Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell
* An Education Screenplay by Nick Hornby
* In the Loop Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche
* Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher
* Up in the Air Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

Writing (Original Screenplay)

* The Hurt Locker Written by Mark Boal
* Inglourious Basterds Written by Quentin Tarantino
* The Messenger Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
* A Serious Man Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
* Up Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy

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Adam Sandler

He should really make a sequel to Happy Gilmore. I finished watching that movie and all I could think was, "...that's it? What happened to Shooter McGavin?"

Also, it's to be noted that when I was looking up the name Shooter McGavin on Wikipedia, somebody edited the Happy Gilmore page and written "HOMO" a few hundred times.

Regan

He had very nice hair! Too bad he had to give crack to the hood.