Adam Sandler

He should really make a sequel to Happy Gilmore. I finished watching that movie and all I could think was, "...that's it? What happened to Shooter McGavin?"

Also, it's to be noted that when I was looking up the name Shooter McGavin on Wikipedia, somebody edited the Happy Gilmore page and written "HOMO" a few hundred times.

Pot

The saying "Pot calling the kettle black" doesn't really apply in my household. See, all our pots and pans, including the kettle, are all grey. Maybe if the saying was "...calling the kettle grey," it could be used, but that doesn't sound right. Plus, if someone says it too fast, it could sound like "...thekettlegay," and I don't want any of that derogatory nonsense in my house.