Cracker Jacks

Easily the most delicious snack ever. Eat them and you will gain the power of the wolf. Unleash the wolf inside of you!

Empire

I wish that I could make an empire. It would be an empire of chocolate! Chocolate from across the land, from California to China. Every size, shape and color would be represented. This is the most delicious empire since the Honey Roasted Ham Empire.

Math

Why do I need to find the triangle? What is this triangle? What?

Standing

We learned how to walk in our first few years of existence. But when we learned to stand, that was our proudest moment. We learned to stand up for ourselves. Unleash the wolf inside of you!

Excitement

New AQCWJohnny today. It's not that exciting to me, to be honest. It's whatever. But some people want it. Also, I'll be ending the season soon.

Hockey

WMU Hockey is so exciting! Everybody swears and yells. Tonight, I caught a puck! Even though Western lost to Ohio State, I still had a blast. Thank you.

Guitars

"How do they work?" you ask quietly. Well, every time a string is plucked, it vibrates, and the pickups "pick up" the sound. How come you didn't think of that?