Sunday, February 28, 2010

Bats

How scary are they!? So scary. They are essentially a big pair of fangs with wings. Watch your face, bro.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Troy

Michigan? I don't care for that place (I've never been there). The only Troy (place) I care about is the Troy in ancient times. Never before has there been such an amazing place. Hats off to you, Troy!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Mono

You know you graduated high school when you can recall time with "that's the year I had mono".

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Cracker Jacks

Easily the most delicious snack ever. Eat them and you will gain the power of the wolf. Unleash the wolf inside of you!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Empire

I wish that I could make an empire. It would be an empire of chocolate! Chocolate from across the land, from California to China. Every size, shape and color would be represented. This is the most delicious empire since the Honey Roasted Ham Empire.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Math

Why do I need to find the triangle? What is this triangle? What?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Standing

We learned how to walk in our first few years of existence. But when we learned to stand, that was our proudest moment. We learned to stand up for ourselves. Unleash the wolf inside of you!