The universal sign of weakness is sneezing. Seconded only by youth, sneezing is the most vulnerable a person can be. I never sneeze. Why would I? That’s basically the same thing as saying, “HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER HERE, I’M WIDE OPEN.”
Here’s a tip, next time you see someone sneeze, look them right in the eye. If they’re scared, you win. If they’re confused, you win. If they’re mad, it’s a draw.
Did you know "sneezing" comes from the Latin word "snazn"?
About Da Author
- Johnny
- He is a critically acclaimed author of such books as The Bible and How To Be A Better You. I only wish that everyone can understand his humor. This is the sister site to A Quick Chat With Johnny, which is an "entertainment" "show" updated every Tuesday and Saturday. ABUWJohnny is a daily, hand written version of the show. I hope you like reading about stuff you don't care about!
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