Showing posts with label Sneezing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sneezing. Show all posts

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sneezing

The universal sign of weakness is sneezing. Seconded only by youth, sneezing is the most vulnerable a person can be. I never sneeze. Why would I? That’s basically the same thing as saying, “HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER HERE, I’M WIDE OPEN.”

Here’s a tip, next time you see someone sneeze, look them right in the eye. If they’re scared, you win. If they’re confused, you win. If they’re mad, it’s a draw.

Did you know "sneezing" comes from the Latin word "snazn"?