Birds

When will they stop birdin' around? There's a few things I think about in life: paper, electricity, and birds. Birds are on the list because of their stupid ability to poop on things. C'mon guys, I just washed my house. I don't want to hose off my window again. UGH. Sometimes, I wish birds would go back to where they came from... GERMANY. That's right, all birds are descendants from Hitler! Don't believe me? Read Wikipedia sometime (jerk).