It's the smelliest thing in the entire universe. What if coffee smelled like flowers? It wouldn't wake anybody up. It would just attract bees. Fuck bees.
He is a critically acclaimed author of such books as The Bible and How To Be A Better You. I only wish that everyone can understand his humor.
This is the sister site to A Quick Chat With Johnny, which is an "entertainment" "show" updated every Tuesday and Saturday.
ABUWJohnny is a daily, hand written version of the show. I hope you like reading about stuff you don't care about!
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