The Olympics

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA! GO USA! USA!

I hope we win all of the golds, GO FOR THE GOLD, USA.

Canada

Not quite America, but it's close... Not close by comparison, but close geographically.

American Food

Some people (nobody) come up to me and ask, “hey, what do you consider to be American food”.
“Ha,” I reply, “American food has three qualities:
Fat
Starch
Bread

Here’s some American foods for you:
Hot dogs
Hamburgers

Sorry for blowing your mind.