Red Balloons

Do you really need to let go of that many in Germany? Why can't you just let go about 40 or 50? I hope those red balloons don't get caught in a tree, that would be a mess to clean up! Believe you, me. I tried picking out a few popped balloons out of a tree, and it really sucked, but whatever, I got good money out of it, my boss understood how hard it was going to be.

Red Pop

When Faygo was trying to come up with a new pop, what was going through their minds? Did they come up with it on purpose or accident? This could be an "accident drink". During the taste tests, how big were the subjects red mustaches? How do dey get dat shit so reaaaad?

Ingredients for red pop: Red dye, mysterious fluid. It has its own taste (red). How funny would it be if a bull was drinking it? Not very. I'm looking at the bottle right now, and it says "Genuine". That puts me at ease.

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Thought of the day:
Juggalo's give some homie love to Faygo because it tastes goooood.

Thought of the day (part 2):
Juggalo's don't know how to bury the hatchet (I'm so funny hahaha).