When Faygo was trying to come up with a new pop, what was going through their minds? Did they come up with it on purpose or accident? This could be an "accident drink". During the taste tests, how big were the subjects red mustaches? How do dey get dat shit so reaaaad?
Ingredients for red pop: Red dye, mysterious fluid. It has its own taste (red). How funny would it be if a bull was drinking it? Not very. I'm looking at the bottle right now, and it says "Genuine". That puts me at ease.
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Thought of the day:
Juggalo's give some homie love to Faygo because it tastes goooood.
Thought of the day (part 2):
Juggalo's don't know how to bury the hatchet (I'm so funny hahaha).
About Da Author
- Johnny
- He is a critically acclaimed author of such books as The Bible and How To Be A Better You. I only wish that everyone can understand his humor. This is the sister site to A Quick Chat With Johnny, which is an "entertainment" "show" updated every Tuesday and Saturday. ABUWJohnny is a daily, hand written version of the show. I hope you like reading about stuff you don't care about!
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