American Food

Some people (nobody) come up to me and ask, “hey, what do you consider to be American food”.
“Ha,” I reply, “American food has three qualities:
Fat
Starch
Bread

Here’s some American foods for you:
Hot dogs
Hamburgers

Sorry for blowing your mind.

Green Day

I wish MTVU would stop playing 21 Guns. It's on heavy rotation.

Where The Wild Things Are

A long time ago, someone had asked me where the wild things actually are. I had said to them that the wild things are inside all of us. Inside of our hearts, inside our souls, inside our imagination.

Coffee

Did you know coffee was originally made of 100% cocaine?

Shirts

I was at a house show last night, more of a religious house show. When I was sitting amongst the others, I had spotted a t-shirt, not just any old t-shirt. This t-shirt had two of my favorite things: Jesus, and recycling. The shirt, as I like to call it, is the Jesus Recycle shirt. Why do I call it that? The shirt has a recycle symbol with the words Jesus Recycle underneath. Maybe it said Jesus Recycles, regardless of visibility, still my favorite t-shirt.

Fantastic Four

They aren't even that fantastic. Instead, they should be renamed the Mediocre Four. Mister Fantastic is a laffy taffy dude.

Headaches

Wtf, guys? Why do you even exist? It's like, the whole point of you is to piss people off. C'mon, quit being a dick, headache. Grow up.