Terrorism

There is so much controversy about a terrorist! This post isn't about him, but it's about what he does. Terrorism. The idea is outrageous. Induce fear upon your enemies. Such a concept! What if we introduced terrorism (to lesser degrees, of course). Post a comment telling me how you would do minor acts of terrorism in every day life.

Raisins

When the makers of chicken nuggets wanted to make a new successful food, they looked at prunes and thought they could apply the same principle to those as they did with chicken strips. Follow me on this one. Chicken nuggets are bite sized chicken strips. Something needs to be a bite sized prune. A raisin! Genius.

Year Books

Arguably the greatest mementos. It's always fun to look back on yourself, seeing how big of a tool I was. I thought spiked hair was cool! I'm sorry! UGH!

Tom Arnold

The least appreciated man in history. He's had the world against him his whole life. Tom Arnold was born in Iowa (what's in Iowa?), starred in a string of failed 90's comedies (and Carpool), AND he married Roseanne Barr. GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.

Dreams

I think that some of my best ideas come from dreams. When I woke up this morning, I immediately wrote down an outline. It's about discovering something horrifying (vague, I know, but I want to flesh it out before I continue). Maybe I'll transcribe it to the internet.

Kanye West

He interrupted 2009. Think about it.

New Years

It's a New Year, but how New is it? OH SHIT, THIS BLOG IS GETTIN' REAAAL.