MySpace

Apparently, people in other states still extensively use it, and don't even use Facebook. I'm jealous because I love MySpace. It's a place for friends!

Millionaires

I'm so glad that their 15 minutes of fame are long gone. Although catchy, I never saw any lasting appeal beyond their slutty/alcoholic persona's. RIP Millionaires.

Coffee 3

It's the only drink that's made out of beans... other than the obvious bean juice. Coffee should not come with ice, that takes away some of the heat chemicals, making you fall asleep faster. Sometimes, coffee doesn't know when to stop. I'm just like, "C'MON, COFFEE!" and it's like "whaaaat?" Needless to say, I'm disappointed in you.

Ring Around the Rosie

It's about Black Death. Google it.

Canada

Not quite America, but it's close... Not close by comparison, but close geographically.

Moshing

Woah, buddy. Watch where your swinging your legs. Here's a friendly note: don't crowd mosh. I'd like to reinstate that: don't crowd mosh. If you crowd mosh, you're an idiot. One time, I got my shit kicked in by the dude from Waking the Cadaver. Weird, right? It sucked.

LMFAO

They deserve a Grammy, and here are the reasons why:

1. LMFAO don't care.
2. LMFAO love sex.
3. LMFAO party 24/7.
4. LMFAO just want to have fun.
5. All of the above reflect their music, and that is a beautiful thing.