Cracked Screen Blues

I had a dream last night, more or less of a nightmare. All I can remember was my cell phone screen cracking, evolving into a black void of nothing. Needless to say, I woke up crying. I hastily got out of bed. My phone was alright.

It's things like this, a nightmare, that make me really appreciate my cell phone. This was my wake up call (Get it? Wake up call) for me to stop treating my phone so shitty. In fact I might start an anti-cell phone abuse website. STOP CELL PHONE ABUSE.

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Thought of the moment:
All the good movies are based on books.