Snuggies

How did the become so popular? It's a blanket with sleeves. How did no one think of this before?

Geeks

Treat your local geeks with respect! They go through enough crap. Showwww sommme resssspect!

Questions

When you ask something, you don't ask a statement. You ask a question. Some of life's biggest questions: "does God exist?", "why are we here?" These questions can be answered with one thing: a response. Am I going to respond to those questions? Hell no, that stuff's beyond my being.

Laughing

It's the best. I think that if you laugh, you're happiness will increase. Am I right? I dunno.

Bats

How scary are they!? So scary. They are essentially a big pair of fangs with wings. Watch your face, bro.

Troy

Michigan? I don't care for that place (I've never been there). The only Troy (place) I care about is the Troy in ancient times. Never before has there been such an amazing place. Hats off to you, Troy!

Mono

You know you graduated high school when you can recall time with "that's the year I had mono".

Cracker Jacks

Easily the most delicious snack ever. Eat them and you will gain the power of the wolf. Unleash the wolf inside of you!

Empire

I wish that I could make an empire. It would be an empire of chocolate! Chocolate from across the land, from California to China. Every size, shape and color would be represented. This is the most delicious empire since the Honey Roasted Ham Empire.

Math

Why do I need to find the triangle? What is this triangle? What?

Standing

We learned how to walk in our first few years of existence. But when we learned to stand, that was our proudest moment. We learned to stand up for ourselves. Unleash the wolf inside of you!

Excitement

New AQCWJohnny today. It's not that exciting to me, to be honest. It's whatever. But some people want it. Also, I'll be ending the season soon.

Hockey

WMU Hockey is so exciting! Everybody swears and yells. Tonight, I caught a puck! Even though Western lost to Ohio State, I still had a blast. Thank you.

Guitars

"How do they work?" you ask quietly. Well, every time a string is plucked, it vibrates, and the pickups "pick up" the sound. How come you didn't think of that?

Biology

What do you want from me? Why do I need to know what's in a cell in order to pass college? Can't I just look intriguingly into a microscope and call it a day?

The Olympics

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA! GO USA! USA!

I hope we win all of the golds, GO FOR THE GOLD, USA.

Valentines Day

You're supposed to give your heart to someone... let's hope it's not... KANO!

Dove

Is it a soap or a chocolate? I DON'T KNOW!

Eggs

I wish I had a shell. :(

Alex Gilbert

There has never been a man such as him! I raise my glass to Alex Gilbert. Huzzah!

ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! WOOOOOO!