Pot

The saying "Pot calling the kettle black" doesn't really apply in my household. See, all our pots and pans, including the kettle, are all grey. Maybe if the saying was "...calling the kettle grey," it could be used, but that doesn't sound right. Plus, if someone says it too fast, it could sound like "...thekettlegay," and I don't want any of that derogatory nonsense in my house.