Friday, January 15, 2010
Button Fly
Arguably the worst piece of shit excuse for a zipper. Want to go pee really fast? Sorry bud, you're out of luck. What if one of the buttons break? Tough shit. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe. Zippers 4 lyfe.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Coffee 2
It's the smelliest thing in the entire universe. What if coffee smelled like flowers? It wouldn't wake anybody up. It would just attract bees. Fuck bees.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Red Balloons
Do you really need to let go of that many in Germany? Why can't you just let go about 40 or 50? I hope those red balloons don't get caught in a tree, that would be a mess to clean up! Believe you, me. I tried picking out a few popped balloons out of a tree, and it really sucked, but whatever, I got good money out of it, my boss understood how hard it was going to be.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Subway
Eat fresh? Fat chance! I heard a rumor that Subway keeps all of their ingredients in a fridge. Really Subway? Ear fresh? When was the last time you grabbed something fresh out of a refrigerator?
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
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