Blu-ray

Although it wouldn’t be a good idea, I’m still pulling through with it. Currently, the only video game system with a built in Blu-ray player is the Playstation 3. This is great, but I realize that other systems would be more suitable for such an elegant entertainment format. Which is why I’m writing to announce my participation in an exciting new project.

I’m on the official Playstation 2 Blu-ray team. I hope you’re excited to read it as I was to write it. What we here at Sony are trying to do is put amazing technological high definition with the same system that brought the world such titles at Onimusha and Karaoke Revolution. Although the BRPS2 will not actually be in high definition, the thought is still there.

Imitation

I have realized that whenever there is a great thing, it must be imitated. When Power Rangers came out in 1993, there were slew of shows revolving around the same concept, teenagers transforming into heroes. There were shows with virtual reality (VR Troopers), knights (Mystic Knights), and insects (Beetleborgs, which were my favorite of the lot). None of these shows were as successful as the original, but instead were oft remembered for being "that other show". Somebody needs to step up, create an outstanding original imitation.

Which is where I come in. My new television show focuses on ____ teenagers living in suburban ____. They are living the normal life, when suddenly, a mystic ____ grants them the power of ____. With thier new abilities, the crew must defeat the evil ____.

Batman Review

Batman: Arkham Asylum, best game of the year so far. I think that being Batman is not only a great concept, it's the greatest concept. The sneaking parts are cool, and the hitting parts are cool too. There's only one downside... THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE.

I give it my highest rating:
3 out of 3.

B

Batman. Goddamn Batman.

Busy

Playing Batman.

Batman

He's so sweet. I just bought the new Batman, and I can't wait to play it. OMG I can't wait.

Punk Girl Poem

I'm infatuated, I want to brag
about how much you like Black Flag.
When you put on Milo Goes to College
it shows me how much you acknowledge
when I chat with you
about my Descendants tattoo.
I don't like to see your ink
because it makes me think
about how we would split
over one thing you'd get
because you talked in the tattoo shop
the thing that would make my jaw drop:
Please do not get that
Earth Crisis face tat

Time

I've had this idea for a while. What I want to do is create a device that can stop time for one person. Just that one person would be able to move around freely as everything around them is frozen. This would be great if you wanted to catch up on sleep. All you would need to do is just freeze time for about 12 hours so you don't over sleep until 3PM, which made me feel really shitty!

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Thought of the day:
I also had this idea of stilts with drills on the bottom, just in case they break, so you could go back to normal height.

First Hate Comment!

Check it out! Sweet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK1smxsNyPw

Best Movies Of The Summer

5. Star Trek
I was expecting a lot from this, and it delivered. Fast paced, and fun, this movie had me experiencing the "movie magic" I always hear about. I'm glad these were the filmmakers who rebooted the ST franchise.

4. The Hangover
The four main characters felt real, reminding you of some dudes you actually know. Not only was this the funniest movie of the summer, it was the best movie of the summer to feature Zach Galifianakis.

3. Up
It's really hard to do what Pixar has done, and that of course is creating 10 movies in a row, each one as enjoyable as the last. Up is an exceptional film with enough emotional depth to fill a thousand balloons (apologies for that). It's a movie with a ton of heart.

2. District 9
A divine drama about the tyranny of man, and the cruelty of alien relations. This is one of the best science fiction films I have seen in a while. D9 is so real, you may find yourself asking, "if this happened, would it really happen like this?" I certainly hope not.

1. Inglourious Basterds
Greatest war film I have ever seen. Quentin Tarantino imagines WWII in a very unique way, with memorable characters and superb dialog. It's a war film that is not limited to the time period, which is what makes this film so great, its willingness to stay outside the norm. The heroes, the villains, the plot, the dialog, and the soundtrack all amount to the best movie of the summer!

Inglourious Basterds

Easily the best movie of the summer. I cannot recommend it enough. Go see it right now.

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Thought of the day:
Go see Inglourious Basterds.

Inkster, MI

Some people talk about how trashy their city is, or what they've seen in some towns. No place in the world can out trash Inkster, MI. To prove my point, all I need to say is this:

Right next to the Inkster Rec Center is a strip club.

I could just stop right there, but allow me to proceed. There is not only one strip club next to the Inkster Rec Center, but there is another strip club next to the strip club next to the Rec Center.

Here's some photographic evidence:




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Thought of the moment:
It makes sense if you think about it. Work out, see boobs, see more boobs.

The Beatles Rock Band

Hip-hop has been burned into peoples minds, making it the dominant genre in today's pop culture. Sometimes, I look back on the music from the 50's to the 70's, when rock was on top. I met this one guy who couldn't name a single member of The Beatles! Whaaat? I hope that when The Beatles Rock Band comes, people remember good ol' rock and roll music.

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Thought of the day:
Some people don't even know who Bob Dylan is.

Teachers On Facebook

There's something fascinating about being friends with your teacher. I think it's the beer pictures. When you befriend your teacher on Facebook, there's potential to see the teacher downing a beer with some buds. They're out of their expected element, the element of being a role model.

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Thought of the day:
Teacher's usually keep a flask full of vodka in their desk... but I wouldn't know anything about that.

Living With Others

There are some joys to this, actually, more amusements than joys. At one point, there will be one piece of cereal, this time it was a Honey Comb, just sitting in the hall for an undisclosed ammount of time. Just one piece of cereal in the hall.

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Thought of the day:
Uhhhh...

Heat

Why does it have to be so hot outside? I wish there were giant ice cubes on both sides of Michigan, with giant fans right behind them.

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Thought of the day:
It's too hot to blog.

Red Pop

When Faygo was trying to come up with a new pop, what was going through their minds? Did they come up with it on purpose or accident? This could be an "accident drink". During the taste tests, how big were the subjects red mustaches? How do dey get dat shit so reaaaad?

Ingredients for red pop: Red dye, mysterious fluid. It has its own taste (red). How funny would it be if a bull was drinking it? Not very. I'm looking at the bottle right now, and it says "Genuine". That puts me at ease.

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Thought of the day:
Juggalo's give some homie love to Faygo because it tastes goooood.

Thought of the day (part 2):
Juggalo's don't know how to bury the hatchet (I'm so funny hahaha).

Nu Metal

There needs to be some kind of survey. I want to know how many people had a nu metal phase, weather it be in late elementary, middle school, or even (God forbid) high school. I bet that almost every person I know has gone through a Limp Bizkit, or a KoRn, or even a Slipknot thing. Raise your hand if you are one of the few, the proud, the nu metal crowd.

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Thought of the day:
I did it all for the nookie.

Across The Universe

A lot of people talk about it, say it's a really good movie. The people who say this to me are trustworthy. There's always a point where I say, 'alright, I guess I'm gonna have to watch it'. I pick up the DVD case, and read the back.

"With a cameo by Bono..."

I put it down and forget I tried.

Sleeping In

If you could call it that. I slept in like nobody's business today. I went to bed at 4 and woke up at 3. O'clock. PM. My life now revolves around sleeping, I think about sleep, I talk about sleep, I even dream about sleep. I wouldn't be surprised if I was sleep typing right now.

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Thought of the day:
What if life, was all like, one big dream. I know, weird, right?

Prank Calls

Whenever I see "Restricted" on my phone, I always pick up, regardless of how tired I actually am. I was up for an hour last night talking with some prankers. I love life.

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Thought of the day:
Headaches would be cooler if they didn't hurt.

Kissy Face Fashion Faux Pa played with Waking The Cadaver

Let me tell you about the show. During the Analyst set, there were only a few people moving around, so the singer from Waking The Cadaver came through, just horse kicking the fuck out of everybody. He kicked me in the leg, and it hurt (on the inside too).

T. Smith showed up to Static Age with these yellow short shorts. During the Waking the Cadaver set, the singer was like, "look at how guy this guy looks, you're not going to get laid in that." Sweet.

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Thought of the day:
It's not a good idea to get only two hours of sleep.

Punk

I think it's punk to not be punk in a group of punks, because it's punk to be different and rebel. Let's say you're in a group of punk dudes (with mo-hawks and leather jackets with patches), you should dress in jeans and a t-shirt (or maybe a suit), because that would be the most punk.

These are some punk pictures.


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Thought of the day:
The first punk was, like, Johnny Cash, if you think about it.

Old Ladies Talking To Their Dogs

Usually when I'm walking my dog down the street, I see a fine lady. Of course, I'm going to start hitting on her. We start talking about my dog, which of course leads to her wanting to pet it. Am I going to say no? I should!

She reaches down and starts scratching behind the ears. Normal, whatever. Then she starts talking to it. Why are you having a conversation with my pet? Most hot old people I talk to think that they're the Dog Whisperer.

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Thought of the day:
I liked Funny People.

Yelling

If you ever want to get your point across, this is how you should do it! If you're dad isn't lisening, YELL. If your friend whispered shotgun, YELL. Too tired to yell? Try growling.

When someone has to yell to get their point across, I gain some respect for that person. Yelling is an art, in fact, some get paid for their yelling, just look at modern metal.

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Thought of the day:
Juggalo's are people too!

Centipedes

That's right. Those hundred-legged bastards. Every once in a while, I see one scurry into my room, or across the hallway. When I see one, I am livid. I grab the closest whatever and smash it. WHEN I KILL IT, IT'S LEGS KEEP MOVING (WTF). Needless to say, I hate centipedes.

Here's how it went down last night:

"Oh, cool, I like watching the Daily Show untroubled"
(scurry scurry scurry) "Hi"
"HOLY SHIT"
"How are you doing this fine evening?"
"AGGHHH" (SMASH SMASH SMASH)
"Huh, would you look at that, my legs are still moving and I'm dead! That's so fascinating"
"OMG"

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Thought of the moment: I distrust most insects.

Cracked Screen Blues

I had a dream last night, more or less of a nightmare. All I can remember was my cell phone screen cracking, evolving into a black void of nothing. Needless to say, I woke up crying. I hastily got out of bed. My phone was alright.

It's things like this, a nightmare, that make me really appreciate my cell phone. This was my wake up call (Get it? Wake up call) for me to stop treating my phone so shitty. In fact I might start an anti-cell phone abuse website. STOP CELL PHONE ABUSE.

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Thought of the moment:
All the good movies are based on books.

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